So I was sitting at a local Mexican food restaurant, waiting for the food, and just kinda milling around up front. This place has some of those candy machines you put quarters in, but there are also toys in a few of the machines as well.

Anyways…in one of these machines was some lego style “action figures”…called Los Locos. Pretty much legos for little Hispanic children.

So I had to buy one. LOL I ended up with some barrio gangster vhato…pretty badass. LOL It also came with a sheet of paper about Los Locos. Apparently Los Locos is a collection of 12 little, lego, Hispanic guys that the kids can collect and all 12 are shown on this sheet. I gotta say, this honestly made me a little sad.

At first glance, only a few of these cat’s had jobs. I saw a Baseball player, a soccer player, and a construction worker. 3 out of 12, gainfully employed??

That can’t be right…so I looked again.

Ok, I also see one that looks like he’s in the Mexican Mafia…and another is in county jail orange coveralls…even says “County” on the front. LOL ok…so it’s not a honest living…but it’s a living i guess. 5 outta 12.

now….i’m not sure about this one, but one of them looked like a busboy….we’ll give him the benefit and say he’s employed too. 6 outta 12. 2 athletes…2 in some phase of the criminal world…2 honest, hard workers…6 slackers.

These are supposed to be toys for the kids, right? Something the kids should inspire to be, right? so, you’re telling me that, according to the creators of Los Locos…Hispanic kids only have a 50/50 shot of even being employed…and the kid better be badass at sports or willing to live a life of crime….or it’s minimum wages time, kids??

Where’s the fuggin doctors?
The CEOs?
The Astronauts?
The Police officers?
 
NOOOooooo. We get the fuggin thug in the county jumpsuit!!

BTW: I plan on collecting all 12 LOL