Attack Of The Mud-Butt A/C Guy.

So day before yesterday, I get home, and notice it’s something like 97 degrees in my house. SHIT…fucking A/C finally went out.

So I call up the property management company, get it lined up…and sweat it out for the night.

Next day, I meet the A/C guy at the house (big guy) and sit around in my
hot ass house waiting for skillet to fix my chit. He’s out there, banging around, cussing…just having fun. he strolls in and tells me something about some parts he’s gotta get…that he’ll be back in 40 minutes..blah blah blah. Then asks, “mind if I use your bathroom?”

“sure..it’s down the hall there” and he bails.

So I’m sitting there,
in the heat, watching some TV…5 minutes pass….10 minutes….15 minutes….20 minutes….still no A/C guy. He’s STILL in my bathroom. that fucker is throwing a fucking mudslide in my bathroom, isn’t he?? 25 minutes later..homey comes limping out, rubbing his stomach.

“WOOOOO…dam! Now I can think! Thanks!”

WHAT THE FUCK!!

take your ass to a convience store! don't be throwing down your stinky, tamale saturated crap here!

“Dude, just go get the fucking part!”
“ok”
And he’s gone.


Comes back an hour later (did I mention it’s hot as
FUCK in my house??) and gets back to work. He comes back in about an hour later…now, my house has several doors leading to the yard, where he’s working….he doesn’t come in to talk to me, though. Walks in a door across the house, rolls up into my dining room, plops his ass down, and starts filling out his paper work.

hey…come on in! make yourself at home

Gets his paperwork done…comes into the living room…asks me to read it and sign…and then walks over to my couch and plops his ass down. Just stretching out.

I read it…sign it…and give it back. He then tells me, “you need to open EVERY vent in the house!”

“uhhh..ok, no prob. I’ll do it in a bit”

“no!
you need to do it now! This a/c is a blah blah and needs to blah blah to work correctly.”
“fine. I’ll do it in a bit.”

“I’LL do it then!”
and starts walking off towards the back of the house

“hold up there chief, you’re not just going to go walking thru my house. I’ll get it when I’m good and ready, that’s the end of it.”

“yeah..well…it better be done or next time I come out here…”

“what? What are you going to do? if i don't have EVERY vent open..you're going to do.....what?”

“uhhh..well, it just needs to be done cuz…”

“look, get off the fucking vents! I’ll take care of it!”

“yeah..ok…good…”

and just stands there….

“I think it’s time to go, don’t you?”

"Oh! Yeah…”