Ok…so some of you know that I went to ITT, with my brother in the same classes, and had some problems there with many of the instructors and the school in general. Even to the point that several of the instructor quit and got fired because if us.

Well, one of the more annoying instructors, we’ll call him Mr. Dipshit, left ITT and went out into the “workforce.”

Fast forward years…..

One of My brother’s friends, Chris (who worked with my brother for a couple of year), started working at a new company. And look who works there…..Mr. Dipshit! Well, one Chris’s first jobs at his new company is to figure out WTF is wrong with Mr. Dipshit’s computer. So Chris takes a look at it and finds that there is an DISTURBING amount of PORN on Mr. Dipshit’s WORK computer.......and possibly some KIDDIE PORN!

Chris cleans up…and takes to cleaning out the porn every other week or so (after recording the log each time).

Fast Forward…..

We’ve all been having good laughs for months about what a fuck up and Pervert Dipshit is. more people work at Chris’s office….more people find out what a fuck up he is.

Just months of good laughs for all.

Well, one of Chris’s co-workers happen to browsing FBI’S WANTED LIST and notices there’s a guy that looks a lot like Mr. Dipshit! Even wanted for messing with minors! Holy shit!

Now…I don’t think it’s him…and my bro doesn’t think so either….BUT:

One of Chris’s co-workers quits under bad terms and….as he’s walking out the door….decides to drop a call to the HOTLINE:

“Hey, you know I work with guy that looks JUST like this guy…oh…and by the way….he’s got a lot of kiddie porn on his computer. Bye!”

hahahahaha

Fast Forward to TWO DAYS AGO:

Chris…just bumpin’ along at work…gets a phone call:

“Hello?”
“Hi, this is Officer so-an-so with the SAPD…is Mr. Dipshit there now?”
“uh…yeah. He’s sitting right over there.”
“good good. Ok. Well…once my partner gets back, we’re going to go ahead and COME ARREST HIM.”
OH CHIT!! LOL
“uh…ok. But hey…I haven’t sent you any of the pron logs or anything!”
“yeah…that’s ok. Don’t worry about it. We’ve had a couple of kiddie porn sites we’ve been watching…and he’s a REGULAR on both, so we’re just gonna go ahead and pick him up.”
LOL

“ok, sounds good. Bye”

About this time, Mr. Dipshit gets up and leaves for the day (not cuz he heard anything, he’s just leaving for the day). Chris is all….He’s ESCAPING! LOL so he calls the officers back.

“hey…Mr. Dipshit's leaving! He’s getting away!”

“Don’t worry about it, we’ll just pick him up at home tonight or something.”

So…we all spent that day actually hoping Mr. Dipshit eludes the police (of course, not KNOWING he’s eluding) for, like 12 hours..cuz Chris promised us that, if Dipshit comes into work the next day, Chris is going to FILM HIS ARREST!

Fast forward to yesterday…


Well, Dipshit did, in fact, elude the police. He came into work…but, when the police came in to do the deed…..



….chris left the fucking camera in his car.