one day I decided to stop by at McD’s a couple of days ago. Drive through was real long…so I went in.

Now. This may be the FIRST time I’ve gone inside McD’s on my own EVER…but I think I go inside from now on.

So I’m standing in line, waiting, and I see the outside door open. In walks this decrepit old bastard in a stained wife beater and a 10 pound hearing-aid…

Homie walks STRAIGHT UP TO ME and yells, “WELL IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA EAT….NEITHER AM I!"

I’m like, “uhhh…but I AM going to eat…that’s why I’m standing in line.”

He yells again, “I SAID… IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA FUCKING EAT….NEITHER AM I!!!!!"

what the fuck??

So I yell back, “FINE! BE THAT WAY THEN!!”

And he get’s all pissed, makes some grunting noise at me, and storms out.