So, on my home yesterday after work...haven't eaten ALL day...and i'm fuckin' HUNGERY. stop off at Whataburger, get my whataburger, mayo, no mustard, double cheese, grilled onions, grilled jalapeños...whatasized with a DP.

UMMMM MMM.

so i get home, let the dog out, grab my TV tray, throw Tora Tora Tora on, set the surround sound JUST right ...and lay the food out. i got the burger out on the plate, fries poured around, open ketchup....i am READY!

suddenly i see the dog come TEARING around the corner chasing his play rope at full speed! loses the rop as he turns the corner...kicks it as he continues running FULL TILT down my hallway....finally grabs it up at the last second and tries to make the bend around the couch...

FAIL

slams into the side of the couch...

BAM!!

..rope goes airborne..shoots across the room, and PLOWS into my soda!
SPLASH!!

Soda Flips and COATS me, my burger, and my fries in DP!! RUINED!!! i didn't get a SINGLE bite!! not even 1 fucking FRY!!! goddammit!!!!!

Dog, of course, sees what he just did...hauls ass into my room and hides for the next hour. i...PISSED...walk my drippy ass to my room, change shirts....and make me a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich.