Several years ago my best friend, the cat i grew up with, decided to get married. well his wife-to-be, Michelle, and him decided to not have a traditional wedding...but to have it Vegas..and I'm the best man! so i get an all expense paid trip to Vegas! 

SCORE!!

So we get there, do a little gamblin', but not much...because the wedding is the same night as the day we get there. so about an hour before, everyone splits and gets ready and meet back up in the lobby of the hotel (don't ask me which one...i was drunk most of the time LOL). We all head outside to the limo and Bob (Cory's step dad) and i hear a small argument going on between Cory and Shea (Michelle's maid of honor). Come to find out...Shea left the RINGS up in the hotel room. shit...and this is a big fucking hotel!

So Bob and I step in,
Me, "What's up?"
Cory, "Shea forgot the fucking rings!"
Bob, "don't sweat it, James and i will get them and meet y'all there (we have 15 minutes to get to the chapel). What's the name of the Chapel?"

"Starlight Wedding Chapel"

Cool...we let everyone know what's going on, double check again with Cory on the Chapel name...

"Starlight Wedding Chapel"

...and haul ass!

We get up there...shred the room...grab the rings...and haul ass back down stairs. 5 minutes MAX!

Grab a cab, "Where to?"
"Starlight Wedding Chapel!"
"Never heard of it"

of course you haven't

so The Cab driver grabs his CB, hits up his dispatch...THEY have never heard of any Starlight wedding Chapel either...and it's not in the phone book!

of course it isn't

they have is a CANDLElight wedding chapel though..

"That must be it! go there!"

Homeboy hammers it..and we're on the way! 15 minutes later, we show up (if you're watching the time, this is 5 minutes late)...SHIT i don't recognize ANY of those people! that's not it! At this point, we're late, and have no idea what to do...so Ol' Bob offers up his suggestion...

"Lets go back to Hotel and get drunk at the bar"

LOL

i have the rings and am suppose to be in the wedding...Bob wants to go get drunk. awesome. Cab driver pops up with, "you know...i think there's a Moonlite wedding chapel..."

"That's gotta be it! let's roll!"

Homeboy hammers it and we're on our way!

now...it's worthwhile to mention at this point, that the Cab driver's wife is sitting on a curb somewhere waiting on him to pick her up. LOL we know this because she called several times during our trek around Vegas.

we come rolling up to MOONlite wedding Chapel about 20 minutes later...whole time Bob saying, "If this isn't it, we're going back to the hotel and getting drunk."

sounds like a plan to me

we look out...and some of the people look vaguely familiar.

"This has to be it!"

i hit the Cabbie with a deuce (that's Vegas talk there LOL ) and we jump out, run up to the Chapel.....uhoh...these people don't look all that familiar anymore.

WRONG PLACE!

That's it.

We're going back and getting hammered. Fuck Cory. But we need a cab and ours is gone. We tell the lady that's working at the chapel this and she tells us, very apologetically, you're not gonna get a cab here.

of course we're not

"where can we get a cab then?"
she points and says, "See that hotel....."
yeah..i can almost see it....about a mile away LOL
"...they can get you a cab."

So Bob and i walk/run all the way to this Hotel (takes us about 15 minutes or so counting the time hanging out at this bullshit chapel)..get there and grab a cab.

Now remember..our plan is to go back to the hotel and get blind drunk! LOL fuck this wedding!

As we're driving back to the hotel, we're bitching and telling the story to the cab driver..we all hear over the CB, ".....we just got a call in for that group of people looking for 'Starlight Wedding chapel'..."

Bob, "HEY! THAT'S US!!"

"...they need to be taken to Camelot wedding chapel, their party is waiting for them there."

Oh shit!

"Hey! that's us! take us there!"

15 minutes late we show up..over an HOUR late...and Bob says, "If this isn't it..."

dam right

it IS it! awesome. Cory come running up, "Where the fuck have you been! we've been waiting on you!"

"I'm not going to get into that...but I'm going to fuck you up later"

LOL

and hour late...Chapel name doesn't even SOUND the same...Cory gets married finally.