Just in case there was ever a doubt...i'm going to hell. LOL

...so it was rainin' all night last night and most of the day... i'm cruising to work down a 3 lane road in the middle lane going about 35. i look ahead and see this lady in a blue dress and an umbrella strollin' down the sidewalk on the right. UHOH

so me, being the ass that i am...i floor it, change lanes, and aim for this big ass puddle that she just happens to be walking next to! Right before i plowed thru the puddle, she turns (i think she knew what was coming LOL) and i just notice this chick is like 8 months pregnant.

Oh shit!!

SPLASH!!!

oh man....i SOAK her ass!!! LOL i mean, you couldn't ask for a better splash! i got her so good that i could see the water dripping from the underside of her umbrella!

GODDAMN i'm an ass!