So stopped at a gas station a couple of days ago to fill up the jeep...and the place is packed.

you know how they leave BARELY enough room between pumps for cars to go inbetween pumps? anyways...

as i'm pumping gas, this minivan come from behind me to go up the lane next to me...well the same time he does that, an ford ranger comes from the OTHER way to go down that same lane. opps! both come to a quick stop facing each other...and they just sit there staring at each other....for like 15-20 seconds.

oh shit! mexican stand off!

the guy in the minivan is the first to flinch. makes a few hand movements and the ranger guy like "go!"

look at the ranger guy...doesn't move, just keeps staring...

look back at the minivan guy...he's getting irate now...starts making bigger movements..shaking his finger at the other guy yells a couple of times...just not happy now.

look over at the ranger guy....without taking his eyes off the minivan guy...he leans over....grabs a paper sack off his pass seat....pulls out a FUCKING SANDWICH....and starts slowly EATING IT!


like, "look bitch. i got all day. i've packed a lunch."


the guy in the minivan fucking LOSES it! starts SCREAMING and YELLING and just going CRAZY!

...the guy in the ranger takes another bite LOL

minivan guy finally slams it reverse and chirps out. Ranger guy puts his sandwich away and drives by.

soooo good LOL